it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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