So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
