what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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