small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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