Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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