don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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