you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Randomize
