Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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