i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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