He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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