we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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