do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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