I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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