dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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