: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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