D3 body, D1 cock
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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