gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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