you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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