You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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