i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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