no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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