Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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