Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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