We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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