walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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