Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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