Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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