Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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