my vag is so smooth its legendary
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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