I bet he comes in French.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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