I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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