2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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