I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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