I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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