That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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