no, he came in my armpit
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
How does one acquire holy water?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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