if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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