so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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