Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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