help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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