I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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