I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I love you. Go after that dick
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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