Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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