Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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