No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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