hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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