when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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