Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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