she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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