You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she smelled like a LAN party
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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