ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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