so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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