I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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