I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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